Thursday, January 08, 2009

A Text from the Hoag

So The Hoag went on vacation the other day.

I just got a Text message from him:

"TSA just took my fangs away."


Remember those golden days of yesteryear, pre-9/11, when you could bring vampire fangs on airplanes?

Damn, I miss those days!


Cake said...

That hand looks a little like it could use a manicure.

So clearly not really Hoag's hand.

IANO's Grandmother said...

They were probably worried about the shenanigans and monkey business he'd get up to with them.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Now that's a load of balloon juice! No way should they have confiscated the fangs.

Wait. Were they in his mouth at the time? That can make TSA nervous. On the other hand, TSA enjoys it when you walk through with a small rubber duck sticking out of your shirt pocket.

Cake said...

I once bribed the TSA with candy to get a bag passed.

True story.

What can I say, I have an innocent face!