So the other night I'm out for dinner with Wifey and The Mistress.
We're sitting in the bar area of a restaurant when I spot a waitress I like and she is working in the dining room part.
So I smile and wave to her.
No big deal, correct?
A few minutes later the waitress comes over to where we are sitting and says:
HER: "I just want to thank you for making my night...I was having a terrible night and your wave and smile just cheered me right up! Thank you so much. You're very nice!"
So she leaves and I go back talking with Wifey and The Mistress.
Here is that conversation:
ME: "Wow! Nobody ever says anything nice like that to me!"
WIFEY: "That's because you're always a jerk."