Monday, January 26, 2009

The Waitress

So the other night I'm out for dinner with Wifey and The Mistress.

We're sitting in the bar area of a restaurant when I spot a waitress I like and she is working in the dining room part.

So I smile and wave to her.

No big deal, correct?

A few minutes later the waitress comes over to where we are sitting and says:

HER: "I just want to thank you for making my night...I was having a terrible night and your wave and smile just cheered me right up! Thank you so much. You're very nice!"


So she leaves and I go back talking with Wifey and The Mistress.

Here is that conversation:

ME: "Wow! Nobody ever says anything nice like that to me!"

WIFEY: "That's because you're always a jerk."



Cake said...

So to sum up:

You did something non-jerky so therefore you were drunk.

Lois Lane said...

Cake: I think he was all hopped up on goofballs again.

Cake said...

Well, it would explain a you think we need to call in the men in the white coats?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Smiling and waving is easy. Rescuing stuffed animals? THAT's very nice, my friend.

Lois Lane said...

No one panic. I'll just send the seagulls after him.

Ashley Madison said...

Sorry, I lost the narrative somewhere just after "I'm out for dinner with Wifey and The Mistress"

Wanna-be playerman said...

I think I have NoOprah envy.