I guess they have some contest or something where you tell a lie and the best lie wins.
Had I entered my lie I would have won.
I told this to my kids a few years ago (all you need to know is that I own a minature long haired daschund that is tiny...and she has bad legs and a bad back)
ME: "OH MY GOD!! You should have seen what the puppy did this morning!"
ME: "Somehow she got up on the counter, took two pieces of bread out, popped them in the toaster....and then buttered both of them!....it was amazing! She must have watched us all these years and figured out how to do it."
KIDS: "That's so cool!"
ME: "I know!...don't tell your mother she was on the counter"
KIDS: "Did the puppy really do that?"
ME: "You gals aren't too bright, are you?"
So tell me a lie...