RETARDED KID: "Gum!"
OBAMA: "We must CHANGE the way we chew GUM! Yes we can!"
RETARDED KID: "Gum!"
OBAMA: "We must CHANGE the way we care for our GUMS! Yes we can!"
RETARDED KID: "Gum!"
OBAMA: "We must CHANGE the way our elderly are cared for and how they eat their food! Yes we can!"
RETARDED KID: "Shoe!"
OBAMA: "We must CHANGE our tax code so no child is left not wearing SHOES!" Yes we can!"
RETARDED KID: "Shoe!"
OBAMA: "We must CHANGE the way our youth lusts after celebrity endorsed shoes and make them lust after an education! Yes we can!"
RETARDED KID: "Shoe!"
OBAMA: "We must CHANGE our country from one that IMPORTS shoes to one that EXPORTS shoes! Yes we can!"
RETARDED KID: "Knife!"
OBAMA: "We must CHANGE the way our youth looks up to gangs with guns and knifes! We must make them look up to their parents! Yes we can!"
RETARDED KID: "Knife!"
OBAMA: "We must strike down poverty and hunger in the Sudan. Teach them to eat wiith forks and knifes! Yes we can!"
RETARDED KID: "Knife!"
OBAMA'S SECURITY CHIEF: "Hey Barry...you have gum on your shoe...use this to scrap it off."
OBAMA: " No I CAN'T! I'll just CHANGE them!"
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SO TO SUM UP:
Yeah, yeah I know...you could see the punchline coming a mile away. I'll try and CHANGE that next time.
OBAMA: "We must CHANGE the way we chew GUM! Yes we can!"
RETARDED KID: "Gum!"
OBAMA: "We must CHANGE the way we care for our GUMS! Yes we can!"
RETARDED KID: "Gum!"
OBAMA: "We must CHANGE the way our elderly are cared for and how they eat their food! Yes we can!"
RETARDED KID: "Shoe!"
OBAMA: "We must CHANGE our tax code so no child is left not wearing SHOES!" Yes we can!"
RETARDED KID: "Shoe!"
OBAMA: "We must CHANGE the way our youth lusts after celebrity endorsed shoes and make them lust after an education! Yes we can!"
RETARDED KID: "Shoe!"
OBAMA: "We must CHANGE our country from one that IMPORTS shoes to one that EXPORTS shoes! Yes we can!"
RETARDED KID: "Knife!"
OBAMA: "We must CHANGE the way our youth looks up to gangs with guns and knifes! We must make them look up to their parents! Yes we can!"
RETARDED KID: "Knife!"
OBAMA: "We must strike down poverty and hunger in the Sudan. Teach them to eat wiith forks and knifes! Yes we can!"
RETARDED KID: "Knife!"
OBAMA'S SECURITY CHIEF: "Hey Barry...you have gum on your shoe...use this to scrap it off."
OBAMA: " No I CAN'T! I'll just CHANGE them!"
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SO TO SUM UP:
Yeah, yeah I know...you could see the punchline coming a mile away. I'll try and CHANGE that next time.
29 comments:
RETARDED KID: Pig!
PALIN: Why yes, I am wearing a new shade of lipstick. Thank you for noticing!
This is gonna be a tough 50 days with you ain't it?
I'm sorry. I forgot you were so sensitive about your new girlfriend.
My daughter was leaving for work this morning and she was complaining of having a bad hair day.
ME: "Just put it up in a Palin."
DAUGHTER: :::big smile, puts it up into a Palin:::
IDIOT SAVANT KID: BUSH DOCTRINE!
PALIN: Why, I didn't realize he was a physician. Who is he healing?
IDIOT SAVANT KID: NO! BUSH DOCTRINE!
PALIN: I heard you, sweetheart. He's doctoring! Yaay! Good for him!
I was feeling kicky this morning so I've put my hair up in a Biden.
Bad idea.
I hope it all grows back soon...
On the plus side, I imagine you've discovered amazing new pointing and measuring-with-hands skills! (Just use a headband while you're "biden" your time!)
IANO: Sheesh! What have you got against CHANGE, anyway? The more CHANGES the merrier!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlNUrMf9yo0
Sparkle:
I'm thinking of some CHANGE...I might buzz my hair off and see if I can pull off an Obama. Whattya think?
Bowie for VP! Bowie for VP! Bowie for VP!
Booooooots!
Cakie: You betcha! You could pull off a 'bama. I'm sure you'd look quite chic--unlike myself, who would no doubt resemble one of the lads in the "rec room" of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."
Lois: Boooooooooooooooooooots! I agree. Bowie would be a solid choice for Veep. Why don't they consult us in these matters?
Q: What's the difference between a hockey mom and David Bowie?
A: David Bowie looks better in lipstick.
So IANO,
You're daughter is taking fashion tips from you? I don't know what's worse; the fact that you're giving them or the fact that she's taking them.
What would your name be if you were Sarah Palin's newest retarded kid? I bet you're dying to find out:
http://personal-space.com/script/script.php
Crunk Petrol Palin!
(using real name)
Comma Liberty Palin!
(using Sparkle--I kinda like this one)
Beans Harpoon Palin.
But just call me Beans.
Using the blog name I'm:
Shoulder Frontier Palin
Just call me Beans.
Just call me:
Gravel Blood Palin
Ewww.
My "real' name =
Taupe Armageddon Palin
Lois Lane =
Engine Nighthawk Palin
(I like this one.)
IANO: Hiya, Beans!
Cakie: I couldn't let yours rest at that--too reminiscent of a kidney stone. With variants on your blog name, you are also:
Grill Igloo Palin
Speck Backfire Palin
Stinger Assassin Palin (YEAH! VIPER GIRL!)
Lois: Engine Nighthawk is the best name ever. You are a spitfire female heroine in a postapocalyptic graphic novel. You can fix stuff and FLY! Your super-power: Knowing when mechanics cheat people and flying in to intervene!
I'm not making this up:
My daughter who works at a school (where town voting was taking place) just called me up and said that numerous people came up to her and said: "Has anybody ever told you that you look like Sarah Palin?"
Though now I'm creeped out that I have the hots for someone that looks like my daughter....thank god I don't have a son.
Yeah, if you had a son and had a crush on a man who looked like him...that'd make you gay. And that's a lot creepier than crushing on your daughter.
No, wait, I got that wrong...oh, I'm getting all confused...
~Stinger
Yeah check it out:
Real name = Tank Dent Palin
Blog name = Trowel Ogre Palin
They're both so kick as I just can't choose.
Do an amalgam...Tank Orge!
Good to see they're publicly admitting that Deval Patrick is a retarded kid. Sure answers a lot of questions....
I'm glad someone caught that that was a pic of Deval.
Since I escaped from the retarded state of Massachusetts several years ago (to the land of sunshine and paradise) I did NOT recognize Deval Patrick! Much funnier now...
Meh, they all look the same to me.
Moose Roadster Palin
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