If you're like me you've often wonder what it would be like if cows could sing...here they are singin' a bit of Hey Jude by the Beatles (I didn't make this up...there is an english-to-cow translator on the web for some reason)
HEY JUDE:
Hey, Joode, doon't make it bad.
Take a sad soong moond make it better.
Remember too let her intoo moor heart.
Then moo can start too make it better.
Hey, Joode, doon't be afraid.
Yoooo were made too goo oooot moond get her.
The minoote moo let hermoonder moor skin.
Then moo begin too make it better. Moo! Moo.
and it goes on and on.
Any other good songs for the english-to-cow translator?
16 comments:
I kinda like cows singing pop songs.
What we got here are a couple of mooassholeways.
I'm just going to retire to Sparkle's lair and listen to The Cowsills, The Cowboy Junkies, and Henry Cow until I can forget everything I have read here today.
The moomanity...The moomanity...
Sparkle probably enjoys MooTown over standard pop.
It's a moot point, but I moon over novelty moosic, like "Moo-nster Bangers Mash." I moove and groove to it as I moouse Noel Coward's works and moounch my Shepherd's Moon Pies.
I imagine that those who post on blogs can jump the shark, too. Just, theoretically speaking.
Can't jump the shark with classics like these:
1. Moooonriver
2. Going to a Moo-Moo
3. She's the Bossy
4. Going to Cowafornia
5. Cud Stinks!
Moo Suede Shoes
Hope you have moo beefs with these, MooOprah:
Across the Mooniverse
Mixed Emootions
Highway 51 Moos
Got My Mind Set on Moo
Roadhouse Moos
See, the Fonz never recovered from jumping the shark. But look at Nooprah go! Like a phoenix rising from the ashes...Or a cow patty?
Udderly fantastic.
Fly me to the mooooon
Moochelle...my belle...
Born in the Moo-SA
Dear Moodence
I Saw her Milking There
I'm Looking Through Moo
Happiness is a Warm Glass of Milk
Bessie in the sky with diamonds
Norwegian Mooed
Moobla-di Moobla-da (milking goes on)
All of those are good tunes. But, I like to go to the moovies:
Mooster Cogburn
Mooulin Rouge
Two Mooules for Sister Sarah
Mission to Moos
Moonkey Business
Cowllateral
We're savin' movies for Moooonday.
You didn't say anything about tv shows.
Mooder She Wrote
Amooican Idol
Everybody Loves Raymooond
Law and Udder
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