So last week I got some chemicals (Windex and Pledge furniture polish) on my hands it it must have caused some kind of reaction because my hands started drying out and peeling and cracking and all around getting pretty gross.
So a week goes by.
Last night me and Wifey are at a restaurant on Date Night:
WIFEY: "So how are your hands?"
ME: ::shows Wifey my hands:::
WIFEY: "Ewwww....you have X-Files hands!"
ME: "I don't have X-Files hands."
WIFEY: "You do! They look like X-Files hands!"
ME: You're nuts....they're just cracked and peeling."
WIFEY: "Yeah...like X-Files."
ME: "It was from the chemicals."
WIFEY: "You're so delicate."
ME: "I am not. It was the chemicals."
WIFEY: "X-Files hands."
ME: "Do you want some dessert?"
13 comments:
Way to spoil wifey's appetite, Freak-Mitts.
That's MISTER Freak Mitts to you.
"Call me MISTER Mitts..." said the late-great Sidney Poitier.
Little known trivia: Poitier was originally considered for the role of Archie Bunker in the long-running TV show of "In The Heat Of The Night."
...and then he came for dinner! But I never got a dinner!
Yes you DID!
So to sum up:
IANO has girl hands.
Delicate, fragile girl hands.
Unlike Jennifer Aniston.
Now Jennifer...there is someone with X-File hands!
Whatever you say, Girl Hands.
More than just girl hands: Girl-monster hands. Molting she-beast paws!!!!!!
Teeny flaky effeminate alien appendages?
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