Sunday, November 16, 2008

Date Night.



So last week I got some chemicals (Windex and Pledge furniture polish) on my hands it it must have caused some kind of reaction because my hands started drying out and peeling and cracking and all around getting pretty gross.

So a week goes by.

Last night me and Wifey are at a restaurant on Date Night:

WIFEY: "So how are your hands?"

ME: ::shows Wifey my hands:::

WIFEY: "Ewwww....you have X-Files hands!"

ME: "I don't have X-Files hands."

WIFEY: "You do! They look like X-Files hands!"

ME: You're nuts....they're just cracked and peeling."

WIFEY: "Yeah...like X-Files."

ME: "It was from the chemicals."

WIFEY: "You're so delicate."

ME: "I am not. It was the chemicals."

WIFEY: "X-Files hands."

ME: "Do you want some dessert?"

13 comments:

Sparkle Plenty said...

Way to spoil wifey's appetite, Freak-Mitts.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

That's MISTER Freak Mitts to you.

cousin saul said...

"Call me MISTER Mitts..." said the late-great Sidney Poitier.

TV-Buff said...

Little known trivia: Poitier was originally considered for the role of Archie Bunker in the long-running TV show of "In The Heat Of The Night."

red buttons said...

...and then he came for dinner! But I never got a dinner!

andre said...

Yes you DID!

cake said...

So to sum up:

IANO has girl hands.

cake said...

Delicate, fragile girl hands.

cake said...

Unlike Jennifer Aniston.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Now Jennifer...there is someone with X-File hands!

cake said...

Whatever you say, Girl Hands.

Sparkle Plenty said...

More than just girl hands: Girl-monster hands. Molting she-beast paws!!!!!!

cake not signed in said...

Teeny flaky effeminate alien appendages?