Sunday, November 16, 2008
So last week I got some chemicals (Windex and Pledge furniture polish) on my hands it it must have caused some kind of reaction because my hands started drying out and peeling and cracking and all around getting pretty gross.
So a week goes by.
Last night me and Wifey are at a restaurant on Date Night:
WIFEY: "So how are your hands?"
ME: ::shows Wifey my hands:::
WIFEY: "Ewwww....you have X-Files hands!"
ME: "I don't have X-Files hands."
WIFEY: "You do! They look like X-Files hands!"
ME: You're nuts....they're just cracked and peeling."
WIFEY: "Yeah...like X-Files."
ME: "It was from the chemicals."
WIFEY: "You're so delicate."
ME: "I am not. It was the chemicals."
WIFEY: "X-Files hands."
ME: "Do you want some dessert?"