Saturday, November 15, 2008

Review of the New James Bond Movie

CLINKY: "Excuse me , Sir? Could you please put your cell phone away."

SIR: "It's not bothering anyone."


SIR: :::puts cell phone away:::


So To Sum Up

Quantum of Silence


cake said...

Well, it was quite rude of you to use your cell in the theatre, IANO...I'm glad Clinky was there to set you right.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I'm getting a kick out of Clinky being an angry black man with dreadlocks.

miss fields said...

He isn't actually an angry black man with dreadlocks!?

m said...

I can't wait for Saul's review!!

Sparkle Plenty said...

I thought Clinky was the gal with the afro?!

(If so, I'd need to have a word w/him if he sat in front of me...)

Horroru (Joe O) said...

I thought you'd write about this (I'm not as good as IANO about getting the dialogue exactly right, but this is close enough):

::IANO, Clinky, Horroru, Mark standing in a circle, away from the crowd::

GROUP OF GIRLS: "Are you standing in line?"

::IANO stands there and laughs at them incredulously::


IANO: "How could they think we were in line? We in no way resemble a line!"

HORRORU: "They remind me of the scene in Raising Arizona where John Goodman and his brother go into the store."

::Goodman's brother picks up a bag of balloons::
"Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?"
STORE CLERK: "If you think round is funny."