CLINKY: "Excuse me , Sir? Could you please put your cell phone away."
SIR: "It's not bothering anyone."
CLINKY: "YES. IT. IS."
SIR: :::puts cell phone away:::
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6 comments:
Well, it was quite rude of you to use your cell in the theatre, IANO...I'm glad Clinky was there to set you right.
I'm getting a kick out of Clinky being an angry black man with dreadlocks.
He isn't actually an angry black man with dreadlocks!?
I can't wait for Saul's review!!
I thought Clinky was the gal with the afro?!
(If so, I'd need to have a word w/him if he sat in front of me...)
I thought you'd write about this (I'm not as good as IANO about getting the dialogue exactly right, but this is close enough):
::IANO, Clinky, Horroru, Mark standing in a circle, away from the crowd::
GROUP OF GIRLS: "Are you standing in line?"
::IANO stands there and laughs at them incredulously::
CLINKY, MARK, HORRORU: "No, nope."
IANO: "How could they think we were in line? We in no way resemble a line!"
HORRORU: "They remind me of the scene in Raising Arizona where John Goodman and his brother go into the store."
::Goodman's brother picks up a bag of balloons::
"Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?"
STORE CLERK: "If you think round is funny."
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