Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Then I guess my Thanksgiving Dinner will be forced to sue Batman, Turkey


//////The city of Batman, in southeastern Turkey, is suing Warner Brothers and The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan over the use of the city’s name. The mayor of the city, Huseyin Kalkin, told the Hurriyet Daily News that the suit was suggested by foreign journalists as a way out of the city’s financial troubles.//////


Do I need to really even add anything to this story?

83 comments:

cake said...

I soooo want this to be the plot of next week's Boston Legal. I bet Denny Crane would take the case!

Sparkle Plenty said...

Holy economic recovery, Batman (Turkey)!

"Do I need to really even add anything to this story?"
--Cranberry sauce!

cake said...

And gravy!

a recycled joke said...

::starts singing the Batman national anthem::

Nanananananananananananaa...BATMAN!

A. Turquee said...

What if the Beatles sang about Turkey?

- All You Need is Stuffing
- Happiness is a Warm Bird
- Potatoes on the Thigh with Gravy
- Twist and Wish

What? Oh.

Uhh...

- Ottoman Wood

Umm...

Never mind.

TMBG said...

Everybody sing!

silvan said...

I am going to sue Turkey and Batman.

sue said...

I'm going to sue the person who started using my name in lawsuits.

a boy named said...

I'm gonna sue!

frank zappa said...

Suzy? Suzy Creamcheese??

art said...

I'm suing all the galleries everywhere!

bill said...

I'm suing companies that use my name to make you pay for stuff!!!

unclear on the concept said...

I'm suing Frank Zappa's Batcreamcheese!

san diego zoo said...

I'm zooing too!

horsefly hater said...

I'm shooing!

just getting confused now said...

I'm kazooing too!

disgruntled reader said...

I'm booing!!!

blacksmith said...

I'm shooing, too!

i [heart] mushrooms said...

I'm shrooming...whooooooa, duuuude.

hanging on by a thread said...

I'm sewing!

bacteria said...

I'm fluing.

ghost of Tom joad said...

I'm booing!

now clear on the concept said...

I'm cluin'...in, that is. Cluin' in.

love-struck teenagers said...

We're cooing!

walter the pigeon said...

ME TOO!

doo wop singer said...

I'm doo doo doo doo'ing!

carrots, potatoes, meat said...

We're stewing.

Costello said...

I'm Lou'ing?

porn star said...

I'm cumming!

a tard said...

I'm just drooling.

dr. courtship said...

I'm wooing!

a lawyer said...

Dear Porn Star:

Go sit with the tard.

cow / oprah said...

We're mooing!

early xmas shopper said...

I'm Yule'ing.

3 and 4 said...

We're 2ing!

mr. t said...

Quit foo'ing around!

basket of kittens said...

*mewl, mewl, mewl*

the queen said...

I like ruling.

snitch said...

I like stoolie'ing.

possibly hoagy, but not said...

I'm raccooning!

a hammer and some nails said...

We're tooling.

the kingsmen said...

We're Louie, Louing!

(Me gotta go now)

possibly bacon ace, but not said...

I'm bacooning!

lovestruck teenagers again said...

Now we're spooning.

JR and Bobby said...

We're Ewing.

a german said...

I like Jewing.

a jew said...

I'm suing!!!

Kipling said...

I'm Balooing!

bacon ace clone said...

I'm tattooing!

pamela sue martin said...

I'm Nancy Drewin'!

starbucks coffee monkey said...

I'm brewing!

a witch said...

Me too!

a storm said...

Me too!

naacp member with big hair said...

I'm afrooing...no? Too much?

the flashdance guy said...

I'm gluing.

random happy person said...

I'm yahoooooin'!

the beach boys said...

We're Malibuing!

winnie said...

I'm Poohing.

desi arnaz said...

I'm babaloooin'!

ummm...not sure said...

I'm snafu'ing!

drops of water said...

We're pooling.

two knights said...

We're dueling!

(How'd that one get missed?)

twins said...

We're dualing!

bob said...

I'm Doling!

a stone said...

I'm rolling.

dr. madeupwords said...

I'm snewling.

inna poodleskirt / small dog lover said...

I'm poodling.

the velvet underground said...

We're no longer Louing.

masticater said...

I'm chewing

yoo-hooer said...

I'm yoo-hooing!

mao said...

I'm blewing.

You know...blewing tea?

marcel said...

I'm Prousting.

a ballerina said...

I'm tutuing!

probably not iano said...

I'm tutuing, too!

a nut said...

I'm cashewing.

a Canucklehead said...

I'm Skidooing.

pleased with themselves said...

I'm outdoing!

person with cold said...

I'm ka-CHOOing!

sissy crybaby said...

I'm boo-hooing.

hot showers = dull hair said...

Oh oh oh I'm shampooing!

banzai said...

I'm Buckarooing.

cowboy said...

I'm lassooing!

waving goodbye said...

I'm adieuing.