Saturday, November 01, 2008

Vote YES on Question #1 (assclowns!) I've been ranting and raving all through the election season.

You've turned me off.

But listen now. (and of course Monday for my last ditch effort to exhume Ronald Reagan)

On the Masschusetts ballot is something called QUESTION #1 (they're clever, huh?)

Vote YES on this.

You are voting for no state income tax!

When given the chance you should ALWAYS vote for no tax. NEVER, EVER, EVER give these ass clowns more of your money. They will waste it. ALWAYS.

We already have a sales tax. Fees. Property tax. Excise tax. Tolls, More fees. So many goddamn taxes we don't want more. (Remember when they said when The Mass. Pike was paid for that they'd get rid of the tolls? That was decades ago. Assclowns)

Oh...but they've scared you into believing that they'll be forced to cut police, fire and teachers if WE eliminate the state income tax.

That's crap.

Why don't they ever threaten to cut that lazy ass road worker that leans on his shovel all day doing nothing? Or millions in overtime? Or fancy offices for they douchepricks? Or any of the other obvious waste? Huh? Because they are lazy stupid douchebags that don't understand money. That's why.

They're not going to cut the police, fire or teachers.

If THEY have less of YOUR money they will start (maybe) to run an efficient machine instead of the bullshit that has gone on ever since taxes were invented.

If you vote to keep the state income tax you are a dope. A fool. A jester. An assclown.

It's true.

You're giving money to a small select group of politicians to spend as they see fit.

When has a politician EVER spent all of the money (your money!) wisely? Huh?

Never. That's when.

Every $1.00 you give them maybe .20 cents is spent wisely.

Don't give them more.

Don't make me call YOU an assclown.

Of course we need good schools and firemen and policemen and good roads and stuff.

Get rid of the state income tax and you'll still have all that.

And a new flat screen TV in your livingroom or a Walt Disney World vacation.

Or something.


cake said...

I wish that option had been on my ballot up here.

::watches nearly 40% of her income spiralspiralspiral down the drain...::

David'Z RantZ said...

"::watches nearly 40% of her income spiralspiralspiral down the drain...::"

40%? Cake... You live in Massachusetts?!?!

David'Z RantZ said...


But... But... If you eliminate the state income tax, where are they going to get all the money they plan to re-distribute to all the lazy fu--

Never mind.

David'Z RantZ said...

So, what's wrong with letting people like yourself and Cousin Saul bust your butts, selling funnybooks all day, so people like myself can sit on our butts, reading funnybooks all day... and maybe writing three different blogs, or even more?

Sounds fair to me.

Orson'Z RantZ (David'Z Cat) said...

Sounds fair to me, too. I get fed and sheltered, and I sure as hell don't have a job.

Just one more new rule: Everybody who wants to get taken care of for free has to get their nuts cut off, like mine were.

Sy-phillis said...

Wha'choo talkin' bout?! I got kids to feed!

get me a beer said...

Shut up woman...quite yer complaining!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

In Massachusetts there is NO tax on comic books.

Cool, huh?

cake said...


At least I have "free" health care!

massachusetts congressman said...

No tax on funnybooks? NO tax? None?!?


Sparkle Plenty said...

Heh heh heh "assclown." Heh.

You threw me a curve with this rant. I figured you'd filibuster about the weed one.

David'Z RantZ said...

Did he really use the word "assclown" on this post? Damn. Musta missed it.

mulderjoe said...

This will never, ever pass. Vote Yes anyway.

We voted away the Excise Tax, the STUPIDIST tax ever created. Even dumber than taxes on comics books for assclowns.