Tuesday, November 04, 2008

The Last Interview.



ME: "Well...this looks like your last interview with us for a while."

MacDaddy: "Thank you my friend."

ME: "I'll toss you some softballs."

MacDaddy: "Thank you my friend."

ME: "What was your favorite TV show?"

MacDaddy: "Maverick."

ME: "Favorite Mel Gibson movie?"

MacDaddy: "Maverick."

ME: "Favorite car you ever had?"

MacDaddy: "1970 Maverick."

ME: "What is your favorite role that Tom Cruise ever played?"

MacDaddy: "Well, I hate Tom Cruise but I'd have to say Maverick from Top Gun."

ME: "Favorite member of Monty Python?"

MacDaddy: "Palin."

ME: "Least favorite food?"

MacDaddy: "Pork."

ME: "Do you think you have a chance of winning today?"

MacDaddy: "Pork."

ME: "Huh?"

MacDaddy: "Pork."

ME: "Who is your favorite American?"

MacDaddy: "Pork."

ME: "Favorite color?"

MacDaddy: "Pork."

ME: "What is your wife's name?"

MacDaddy: "Pork!"

ME: "Do you put on your pants first or your shirt?"

MacDaddy: "Pork!"

ME: "Why do you reach across the aisle?"

MacDaddy: "Pork!"

ME: "If Hillary was the nominee would you have won against her?"

MacDaddy: "I would have scattered her brains from here to White Plains!"

ME: "Shame she wasn't the nominee, huh?"

MacDaddy: "Pork."

12 comments:

cake said...

Things I'm going to miss after this election is over...

Uhhh. Hmmm....ummmm.

Errrrrr...

::clears throat::

I'll have to get back to y'all.

p.s.
PORK!

Sparkle Plenty said...

I would not have picked McCain as a Public Enemy fan. Interesting.

Lois Lane said...

My first thought when I saw the top of this post:

Oh my gawd! James Garner is dead!

I think I need more coffee. Or something.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Lois: I thought that, too, and my heart sank.

Redbeard76 said...

McCain, the other white meat.

Lois Lane said...

So to sum up...

The top story for Tuesday, Nov 4, 2008: James Garner Not Dead!

Ronnie said...

I never did get a blog.

ronnie said...

Or an interview!

ronnie said...

Or any Beatles songs, now that I think of it.

mulderjoe said...

You never know...this may not be the last interview...

red buttons said...

Hey. I never got a dinner. Too late for me now.

David'Z RantZ said...

Excellent!