ME: "Well...this looks like your last interview with us for a while."
MacDaddy: "Thank you my friend."
ME: "I'll toss you some softballs."
MacDaddy: "Thank you my friend."
ME: "What was your favorite TV show?"
MacDaddy: "Maverick."
ME: "Favorite Mel Gibson movie?"
MacDaddy: "Maverick."
ME: "Favorite car you ever had?"
MacDaddy: "1970 Maverick."
ME: "What is your favorite role that Tom Cruise ever played?"
MacDaddy: "Well, I hate Tom Cruise but I'd have to say Maverick from Top Gun."
ME: "Favorite member of Monty Python?"
MacDaddy: "Palin."
ME: "Least favorite food?"
MacDaddy: "Pork."
ME: "Do you think you have a chance of winning today?"
MacDaddy: "Pork."
ME: "Huh?"
MacDaddy: "Pork."
ME: "Who is your favorite American?"
MacDaddy: "Pork."
ME: "Favorite color?"
MacDaddy: "Pork."
ME: "What is your wife's name?"
MacDaddy: "Pork!"
ME: "Do you put on your pants first or your shirt?"
MacDaddy: "Pork!"
ME: "Why do you reach across the aisle?"
MacDaddy: "Pork!"
ME: "If Hillary was the nominee would you have won against her?"
MacDaddy: "I would have scattered her brains from here to White Plains!"
ME: "Shame she wasn't the nominee, huh?"
MacDaddy: "Pork."
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Things I'm going to miss after this election is over...
Uhhh. Hmmm....ummmm.
Errrrrr...
::clears throat::
I'll have to get back to y'all.
p.s.
PORK!
I would not have picked McCain as a Public Enemy fan. Interesting.
My first thought when I saw the top of this post:
Oh my gawd! James Garner is dead!
I think I need more coffee. Or something.
Lois: I thought that, too, and my heart sank.
McCain, the other white meat.
So to sum up...
The top story for Tuesday, Nov 4, 2008: James Garner Not Dead!
I never did get a blog.
Or an interview!
Or any Beatles songs, now that I think of it.
You never know...this may not be the last interview...
Hey. I never got a dinner. Too late for me now.
Excellent!
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