Sunday, November 02, 2008

Vote YES on Question #2 (the weed one)

On the ballot this Tuesday is Question #2 (clever, huh?)

Vote YES. I really don't need to rant about this. Just vote YES. Even you stupid Democrats should trust me on this one.

:::everything is sooooo green:::::

Vote YES.

Stop letting politicians tell you what you can and can't do.

Dear My Kids,

Weed leads to Heroin and unwanted pregnancy.

Or McDonalds.

Or something.



David'Z RantZ said...

"Forfeiture." Right. You pay the cop $100 to take your weed and smoke it with the other cops. Is that like re-distributing the wealth?

Glad I don't smoke that stuff. I can barely handle NyQuil.

And how the hell do you "manufacture" marijuana?

(Great photo of the restaurant sign, btw.)

slackah said...

I'm at work right now, eating my lunch, and I think maybe I'll light up some pot. You know just to really wast-- uhhh, never mind.

Sparkle Plenty said...

BUT WHAT OF THE DOGS? What of those precious, precious little racing dogs?

Gracie asks that you vote your conscience on Question #Whatever the Heck It Is, I've Lost Track (heh, get track).

Unleash your conscience on Question #Whatever the Heck It Is! Let the poor highly-strung racing dogs kick back and smoke some state-sanctioned weed. Maybe buy a new high-def TV with their bonus treat dollars from voting YES on Question #1.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Greyhounds should not smoke marijuana.

mulderjoe said...

That was the last good acting role that Sean Penn did: Fast Times.

For some reason, he thought that would completely typecast him as a stoner-actor, and has gone through great lengths to prove to the world that he's a "serious actor".

Keanu Reeves did the same thing. Now, when he acts, he never smiles and talks in deeper tones. Even in the midst of some sh*t movie.

David'Z RantZ said...

"Keanu Reeves"

"in the midst of some sh*t movie."

Aren't those two terms redundant?

mulderjoe said...

Well, not necessarily. For example...


Okay, you're right. Totally redundant.