ME: "Give me a hug."
WIFEY: "I'm not giving you a hug."
ME: "Why not??"
WIFEY: "You have dog all over you."
ME: "I don't have dog all over me."
WIFEY: "Well, you have 'Dog Aura' all over you."
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SO TO SUM UP:
Someone has an unrational fear of dog fur.
17 comments:
Bitch be cool.
"Unlationar" isn't a wold.
Rog raura? Roof!
Ok I'm sorry I overreacted. come here ya big lug ::squeeze::
Ten a minute!
I can't get walm this molning...the sreet and snow was coming down like clazy.
Bllllll...someone prease send me a hot cocoa. Thanks!
I really shoulda said "chocorate" but whatevah.
Unrational is now a word.
It's irrational to think otherwise.
Runrational?
Rat rou rawking rabout?
IANO is unlationar, pass it on!
Me: "Hey! What are those big apartment buildings called?
Chinese Restaurant Guy: Ten-a-ment-utes!
No, The Chinese Restaurant Guy bit is doomed. Jinxed. Doomed.
Wait? Am I off topic or on topic?
DANG! THE TURKEYS ARE OUTSIDE AGAIN! INCOMING!
*hands Sparkle a big ole mug of Drunken Elf*
PIZZA!
Wait! I'm off topic too!
::dumps bottle of wine into own skull::
Thatsh better. Now, what were we talking about? Oh, yesh. Bacon Ace would be an outstanding new Doctor Who.
Dogaura kinda sounds like it could be one of Godzilla's friends!
PUDDING! SHOEBOX! RACK AND PINION STEERING!
I googled Dogaura and godzilla. Don't!
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