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Monday, November 17, 2008
My conversation with Bill Clinton...ummmm...I mean my oldest daughter.
ME: "Did you take the puppy out to pee?"
OLDEST DAUGHTER: "Yup! She wouldn't do anything for me."
ME: "You didn't take her out, did you?"
OLDEST DAUGHTER: "Nope."
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