BUSH: "Hello, Chinese Turkey!"
CHINESE TURKEY: "Hello Mr. President!"
BUSH: "So how are you doing this splendid day before Thanksgiving?"
CHINESE TURKEY: "I'm doing well....and you?
BUSH: "Dandy."
CHINESE TURKEY: "We don't have any kind of a bit going, do we?"
BUSH: "Nope...but we could if you talked in a funny chinese accent."
CHINESE TURKEY: "Wouldn't be funnier if we pulled the old switcheroo and YOU talked in a chinese accent?"
BUSH: "Nah."
CHINESE TURKEY: "Happy Thanksgiving!"
BUSH: "You too."
10 comments:
Gobbre, gobbre!
Given all the stuff they have in common, I'm sorta surprised the turkey and Bush had so little to talk about. Seems a little unrational and irbelievable to me, actually.
Lois:
Good point, Lois. Perhaps IANO might be persuaded to rewrite his blog so that it's Bush having a conversation with something he really has stuff in common with..maybe a...bush?
I know those cranberries are around here some place ...
BOXCARS!
BOXCALS!
El Box Caro!!
leBoxCar!
Oxcar-bay!
what EXACTLY is that turkey doing to W?
I hope he left a mark
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