Wednesday, November 26, 2008

George Bush talks with a Chinese Turkey



BUSH: "Hello, Chinese Turkey!"

CHINESE TURKEY: "Hello Mr. President!"

BUSH: "So how are you doing this splendid day before Thanksgiving?"

CHINESE TURKEY: "I'm doing well....and you?

BUSH: "Dandy."

CHINESE TURKEY: "We don't have any kind of a bit going, do we?"

BUSH: "Nope...but we could if you talked in a funny chinese accent."

CHINESE TURKEY: "Wouldn't be funnier if we pulled the old switcheroo and YOU talked in a chinese accent?"

BUSH: "Nah."

CHINESE TURKEY: "Happy Thanksgiving!"

BUSH: "You too."

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gobbre, gobbre!

Cake said...

Given all the stuff they have in common, I'm sorta surprised the turkey and Bush had so little to talk about. Seems a little unrational and irbelievable to me, actually.

Cake said...

Lois:

Good point, Lois. Perhaps IANO might be persuaded to rewrite his blog so that it's Bush having a conversation with something he really has stuff in common with..maybe a...bush?

Anonymous said...

I know those cranberries are around here some place ...

Anonymous said...

BOXCARS!

Anonymous said...

BOXCALS!

Anonymous said...

El Box Caro!!

Anonymous said...

leBoxCar!

Anonymous said...

Oxcar-bay!

Kathy said...

what EXACTLY is that turkey doing to W?

I hope he left a mark