These three ....ummmm......these three....ummmmmm Jews were working on the plantation when all of a sudden their Master came storming onto the cotton field.
MASTER: "Which one of you...ummmm....JEWS spoke to my daughter?!"
LEON: "Not me Master!
TOBY: "Wasn't me Master!"
BOOKER: "It was the rich and successful black businessman."
MASTER: "Thank god it wasn't one of you three."