Friday, November 28, 2008

Snippets of conversation overheard at the I Aint No Oprah Family Thanksgiving.


WIFEY: "I hate Thanksgiving!"

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WIFEY: "Thank you for your help."

ME: "Thank YOU for YOUR help."

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YOUNGEST: "I nicknamed mine...Left and Right."

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BROTHER-IN-LAW: "Wanna see my new Cadillac? I traded a shed for it."

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OLDEST TO AUNTIE: "You smell good."

ME: "That's because she just hugged me."

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BROTHER-IN-LAW: "Why don't you come on a cruise with us?"

WIFEY: "I'm afraid of water."

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ME: "Did you know my buddy Maddog has never eaten pie or butternut squash."

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YOUNGEST: "If it has seeds, it's a fruit."

ME: "What about butternut squash?"

YOUNGEST: "It's a fruit."

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

BOXCARS!

Anonymous said...

Willies!

Anonymous said...

1) Were there onions in the mashed potatoes?
2) Who got the wishbone?
3) Is it true that Uncle Thomas is getting a little paunchy?
4) Does Aunt Mary still have that drinking problem?
5) What kind of pie was there?

Cake said...

So to sum up:

Lots of eating and small talk.

And dog hair.

Anonymous said...

Geez, it's quiet around here on Black Friday.

Anonymous said...

I thought it was "Niggah Friday"??

Anonymous said...

We buried that word! BURIED IT!

Kathy said...

At the Doh's Thxgvg:

K (in response to a request for gift ideas for the twins): Well, they don't have any balls to play with. So balls would be good.

Mother-in-law snickers, laughs and replies: Really? No balls?

Nice, huh? Yeesh.