WIFEY: "I hate Thanksgiving!"
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WIFEY: "Thank you for your help."
ME: "Thank YOU for YOUR help."
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YOUNGEST: "I nicknamed mine...Left and Right."
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BROTHER-IN-LAW: "Wanna see my new Cadillac? I traded a shed for it."
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OLDEST TO AUNTIE: "You smell good."
ME: "That's because she just hugged me."
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BROTHER-IN-LAW: "Why don't you come on a cruise with us?"
WIFEY: "I'm afraid of water."
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ME: "Did you know my buddy Maddog has never eaten pie or butternut squash."
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YOUNGEST: "If it has seeds, it's a fruit."
ME: "What about butternut squash?"
YOUNGEST: "It's a fruit."
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8 comments:
BOXCARS!
Willies!
1) Were there onions in the mashed potatoes?
2) Who got the wishbone?
3) Is it true that Uncle Thomas is getting a little paunchy?
4) Does Aunt Mary still have that drinking problem?
5) What kind of pie was there?
So to sum up:
Lots of eating and small talk.
And dog hair.
Geez, it's quiet around here on Black Friday.
I thought it was "Niggah Friday"??
We buried that word! BURIED IT!
At the Doh's Thxgvg:
K (in response to a request for gift ideas for the twins): Well, they don't have any balls to play with. So balls would be good.
Mother-in-law snickers, laughs and replies: Really? No balls?
Nice, huh? Yeesh.
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