Saturday, November 29, 2008
Who doesn't love a good old fashioned human stampede?
So yesterday, on Black Friday, tons of rampaging stampeding yahoos stormed through a Wal-Mart (Hell-Mart) and proceeded to kill a guy.
Sounds bad, correct?
But wouldn't you say the following bargains were worth the death of one temporary Wal-Mart clerk?
//////Items on sale at the Valley Stream Wal-Mart included a Samsung 50-inch Plasma HDTV for $798, a Bissel Compact Upright Vacuum for $28, a Samsung 10.2 megapixel digital camera for $69 and DVDs such as "The Incredible Hulk" for $9.//////
I mean let's get real for a second....The Incredible Hulk DVD for only nine dollars??
SO TO SUM UP:
$9.00 Hulk DVD=Death.