So yesterday, on Black Friday, tons of rampaging stampeding yahoos stormed through a Wal-Mart (Hell-Mart) and proceeded to kill a guy.
Sounds bad, correct?
But wouldn't you say the following bargains were worth the death of one temporary Wal-Mart clerk?
//////Items on sale at the Valley Stream Wal-Mart included a Samsung 50-inch Plasma HDTV for $798, a Bissel Compact Upright Vacuum for $28, a Samsung 10.2 megapixel digital camera for $69 and DVDs such as "The Incredible Hulk" for $9.//////
I mean let's get real for a second....The Incredible Hulk DVD for only nine dollars??
SO TO SUM UP:
$9.00 Hulk DVD=Death.
17 comments:
Was it the Ang Lee Hulk dvd?
Because that would make the story truly tragic.
You can't say "Black Friday" anymore. It's now a hate-crime."
Sy-Phillis:
Someone beat you to that joke yesterday. We buried them.
I wish it'd been shoppers that were trampled...hello, Darwin Award winners!
What is a Darwin award?
Dear God:
Quit monkeying around!
Love,
D.
I know who Darwin IS, but I just don't know what they award is.
Prolly some sci-fi freak award.
Dear God:
It's an award given out every year to folks who do the world a favour by removing themselves from the gene pool.
For Your Honour's illumination:
http://www.darwinawards.com/
Love,
D.
Dear Anonymous:
Here, just have a look at this gun for me? It doesn't seem to want to fire...no, have a look down the barrel...I think it's just jammed or something.
::plugs ears::
Jesus loves you. He doesn't love Darwin or Wal-mart employees, though.
- All You Need Is Boots
- Stomp Stomp Me Do
- Stampede and Shout
- Happiness is a Cheap TV
- Bargains in the Aisle with Bodies
I don't believe in Darwin.
Dear God:
I guess turnaround is fair play.
Yep. Wanna go get a beer? I'm buying.
Sure. Meet ya at the place around the corner in 10 minutes.
And can we agree on no angels and no monkeys?
Deal.
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