Friday, November 21, 2008

Obama you stupid, stupid, moron.

I'm hideous.

I'm shrill!

I cause vomiting.

I'm repulsive.

I smell bad.

I have an engorged penis.

I have no womb.

I frighten children.

And dogs.

I'm a beast.

I don't shave my legs.

Though I do shave my balls.

Lesbians hate me because I'm such a pig.

I possibly had Vince Foster killed.

My middle name is Wretched Whore. Really.

I kill raccoons for sport and use their pelts for tampons.

Vomit was named for me.

So was BLECCH!

I have space spores on my genitals.

I am the cause of all that is bad in the world.

I've never done any good in my life.

I love the NY Yankees.

I could make the flu sick.


cake said...

I'm sensing some repressed rage. Would you like to talk about it?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I can't talk with all of this vomit in my mouth.

cake said...

There, there, it's all just a bad dream...soon you'll wake up and...uhh.

Oh. Sorry, I was wrong.

Welcome to your life!

Lois Lane said...

Y'know who probably loves this post?

Jennifer Aniston.

J. Aniston said...

Hill's my hero!

Anonymous said...

The New US Government:
[Sound of Toilet Flushing]