I'm hideous.
I'm shrill!
I cause vomiting.
I'm repulsive.
I smell bad.
I have an engorged penis.
I have no womb.
I frighten children.
And dogs.
I'm a beast.
I don't shave my legs.
Though I do shave my balls.
Lesbians hate me because I'm such a pig.
I possibly had Vince Foster killed.
My middle name is Wretched Whore. Really.
I kill raccoons for sport and use their pelts for tampons.
Vomit was named for me.
So was BLECCH!
I have space spores on my genitals.
I am the cause of all that is bad in the world.
I've never done any good in my life.
I love the NY Yankees.
I could make the flu sick.
Friday, November 21, 2008
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I'm sensing some repressed rage. Would you like to talk about it?
I can't talk with all of this vomit in my mouth.
There, there, it's all just a bad dream...soon you'll wake up and...uhh.
Oh. Sorry, I was wrong.
Welcome to your life!
Y'know who probably loves this post?
Jennifer Aniston.
Hill's my hero!
The New US Government:
[Sound of Toilet Flushing]
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