Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Then I guess my Thanksgiving Dinner will be forced to sue Batman, Turkey


//////The city of Batman, in southeastern Turkey, is suing Warner Brothers and The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan over the use of the city’s name. The mayor of the city, Huseyin Kalkin, told the Hurriyet Daily News that the suit was suggested by foreign journalists as a way out of the city’s financial troubles.//////


Do I need to really even add anything to this story?

83 comments:

Cake said...

I soooo want this to be the plot of next week's Boston Legal. I bet Denny Crane would take the case!

Sparkle Plenty said...

Holy economic recovery, Batman (Turkey)!

"Do I need to really even add anything to this story?"
--Cranberry sauce!

Cake said...

And gravy!

Anonymous said...

::starts singing the Batman national anthem::

Nanananananananananananaa...BATMAN!

Anonymous said...

What if the Beatles sang about Turkey?

- All You Need is Stuffing
- Happiness is a Warm Bird
- Potatoes on the Thigh with Gravy
- Twist and Wish

What? Oh.

Uhh...

- Ottoman Wood

Umm...

Never mind.

Anonymous said...

Everybody sing!

Anonymous said...

I am going to sue Turkey and Batman.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to sue the person who started using my name in lawsuits.

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna sue!

Anonymous said...

Suzy? Suzy Creamcheese??

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I'm suing all the galleries everywhere!

Anonymous said...

I'm suing companies that use my name to make you pay for stuff!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm suing Frank Zappa's Batcreamcheese!

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I'm booing!

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I'm cluin'...in, that is. Cluin' in.

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We're cooing!

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ME TOO!

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We're stewing.

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I'm Lou'ing?

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I'm cumming!

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I'm wooing!

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Dear Porn Star:

Go sit with the tard.

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We're mooing!

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I'm Yule'ing.

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Quit foo'ing around!

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(Me gotta go now)

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Me too!

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I'm afrooing...no? Too much?

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(How'd that one get missed?)

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You know...blewing tea?

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