//////The city of Batman, in southeastern Turkey, is suing Warner Brothers and The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan over the use of the city’s name. The mayor of the city, Huseyin Kalkin, told the Hurriyet Daily News that the suit was suggested by foreign journalists as a way out of the city’s financial troubles.//////
Do I need to really even add anything to this story?
83 comments:
I soooo want this to be the plot of next week's Boston Legal. I bet Denny Crane would take the case!
Holy economic recovery, Batman (Turkey)!
"Do I need to really even add anything to this story?"
--Cranberry sauce!
And gravy!
::starts singing the Batman national anthem::
Nanananananananananananaa...BATMAN!
What if the Beatles sang about Turkey?
- All You Need is Stuffing
- Happiness is a Warm Bird
- Potatoes on the Thigh with Gravy
- Twist and Wish
What? Oh.
Uhh...
- Ottoman Wood
Umm...
Never mind.
Everybody sing!
I am going to sue Turkey and Batman.
I'm going to sue the person who started using my name in lawsuits.
I'm gonna sue!
Suzy? Suzy Creamcheese??
I'm suing all the galleries everywhere!
I'm suing companies that use my name to make you pay for stuff!!!
I'm suing Frank Zappa's Batcreamcheese!
I'm zooing too!
I'm shooing!
I'm kazooing too!
I'm booing!!!
I'm shooing, too!
I'm shrooming...whooooooa, duuuude.
I'm sewing!
I'm fluing.
I'm booing!
I'm cluin'...in, that is. Cluin' in.
We're cooing!
ME TOO!
I'm doo doo doo doo'ing!
We're stewing.
I'm Lou'ing?
I'm cumming!
I'm just drooling.
I'm wooing!
Dear Porn Star:
Go sit with the tard.
We're mooing!
I'm Yule'ing.
We're 2ing!
Quit foo'ing around!
*mewl, mewl, mewl*
I like ruling.
I like stoolie'ing.
I'm raccooning!
We're tooling.
We're Louie, Louing!
(Me gotta go now)
I'm bacooning!
Now we're spooning.
We're Ewing.
I like Jewing.
I'm suing!!!
I'm Balooing!
I'm tattooing!
I'm Nancy Drewin'!
I'm brewing!
Me too!
Me too!
I'm afrooing...no? Too much?
I'm gluing.
I'm yahoooooin'!
We're Malibuing!
I'm Poohing.
I'm babaloooin'!
I'm snafu'ing!
We're pooling.
We're dueling!
(How'd that one get missed?)
We're dualing!
I'm Doling!
I'm rolling.
I'm snewling.
I'm poodling.
We're no longer Louing.
I'm chewing
I'm yoo-hooing!
I'm blewing.
You know...blewing tea?
I'm Prousting.
I'm tutuing!
I'm tutuing, too!
I'm cashewing.
I'm Skidooing.
I'm outdoing!
I'm ka-CHOOing!
I'm boo-hooing.
Oh oh oh I'm shampooing!
I'm Buckarooing.
I'm lassooing!
I'm adieuing.
Post a Comment