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"It's over for us. If this oil comes ashore, it's just over for us," Rowell said angrily, rubbing his forehead. "Nobody wants no oily shrimp."
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13 comments:
I've been trying to salmon up something clever to say here but I just don't seem to 'eel up to it today. I expect people just mostly tuna out puns, huh....maybe I better fin'ish this now before folks get crabby.
No, no, don't get up, I can see myself trout.
Man, it's roughy to reel in my chum Cake's punning and say "Clam up!" 'cause she hooks some catchy lines. I'll bait her to see if she haddock 'nother one!
Hey. Somethin's fishy. Or somethin'
PS. Yes We Can.
Yes We Canned tuna.
Hmm. Shouldn't Bob Kraft have said that last line? Or somethin'?
No.
Lookit Sparkle, trying to seal the show! She had some real pearls in there, though, I have to admit...I had to really cast my net wide to keep up, I tell you. But I'm rarely known to shrimp from a challenge. Ahoy!
Okay, okay, I'll stop squidding around here.
Sparkle Plankton? Suddenly, I feel...not as fresh as I'd like to.
Woo-hoo! Cake's the pun champeen! I'm incredibly hungry for seafood now.
Holy mackerel Batman!
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- Tuna and Trout
- Old Rubber Boot
Hulk smash pun-y humans!
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