So I'm driving home yesterday when all of a sudden I get this urge to stop at this Jewish Church (sin a god?)... I take a can a spray paint I always keep in my car (for just these kind of emergencies) and a start spraying a few swastikas on the Jew Church.All of a sudden there is a beam of light shining in my eyes and a loud boooming voice calls out:
POLICEMAN: "Hold it right there, Buddy. You're under arrest!"
ME: "Arrest?? I'm under arrest?? What the heck for??"
POLICEMAN: "Defacing private property and for Hate Crimes!"
ME: "Defacing?? Hate Crimes??"
POLICEMAN: "Yuppers."
ME: I'm not defacing anything....I'm making it look better. Don't you think?"
POLICEMAN: "Nope-ers."
ME: "And what the heck is this about HATE CRIMES???"
POLICEMAN: You're painting swastikas on the Jewish Church and that falls under Hate Crime."
ME: "That's stupid. I love the Jews! I don't hate them.
POLICEMAN: "So why are you painting swastikas on their church?"
ME: "I Love Nazis!"
POLICEMAN: "Well, just make sure you don't throw the empty can in the bushes. Have a great night!"
ME: "You too!....Nite!"
3 comments:
The lead paint is NOT for snacking. How many times need I remind you of this?
Keep sniffing those paint cans, Noopie.
::spraypaints "I LOVE OPRAH!" on the outside of IANO's store::
What?? I don't actually like Oprah but I looooove spraypaint.
And irritating IANO.
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