ME: "Hi, Chinese Guy, sorry I'm late!"
CHINESE GUY: "Hi."
ME: "How long were you waiting?"
CHINESE GUY: "Ten a minute."
ME: "How long can you stay and chat?"
CHINESE GUY: "Ten a minute."
ME: "Okay then we'll get right to it...Who is your favorite character from the Wizard of Oz?"
CHINESE GUY: "The Tin a Men."
ME: "No offense, but your breath kinda stinks...would you like a Certs?"
CHINESE GUY: "Ten a Mints!"
ME: "Back many years ago there was lots of trouble in your country with students protesting something...where was that again?"
CHINESE GUY: "Tiananmen."
ME: "Favorite Kevin Costner film?"
CHINESE GUY: "Tin a Cup"
ME: "This bit isn't working, is it?
CHINESE GUY: "Nope."
ME: "When were you aware it wasn't working?"
CHINESE GUY: "Ten a minutes ago."
ME: "Favorite animal actor?"
CHINESE GUY: "Rin a Tin a Tin"
ME: "Still not working, is it?"
CHINESE GUY: "Nope."
10 comments:
IANO's gone roony...I mean, loony.
Right, Rake! Re really ris roony!
I feel like Scooby Doo.
This post also rakes...I mean, makes...me want to rorder...I mean, order...Chinese rood. Mmm, rice rice...I mean, nice rice.
I'm getting confused.
I rike Chinese!
The whole joke was about 'ten a minutes' not the 'substitute R or L Chinese racist gag'
Ten a minute.
Really? Roh, rorry!
Boy, I feel sirry now, don't you Rois?
I don't get the "ten a minute" thing...solly.
You see, when you call a chinese restaurant for takeout what do they always say?
"Ten a minute."
And I thought it would be funny if everything Chinese Guy said sounded like "Ten a Minute"
Oh forget it...the joke sucked and I'm sorry for even living.
My mission is complete!!
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